Ioughttamow

Hard to be mad in the moment when my 9 month old smiles, makes me forget about the mess for a while

It hurt itself in its confusion!

You should pick up a copy of Mr b gone and burn it

Nuh uh man. I’ll have you know America has its own proud history of racism. This will be our distinctly American flavor of nazism, replete with cowboy hats and an aww shucks attitude

Sounds like he was in the IDF. Captain Hyperbole

Remember the time we elected a child rapist twice, pretty cool huh

Yes please. I’m in fucking shock

This isn’t a town in Eriador!

As long as he loses I think it’s mostly good. He currently does not hold the levers of power, and I think as much as his supporters like to play the victim, I think a second loss will lead to evaporating support. Hard to pretend to be a strongman when you look weak

Well you see I expend all of my powers holding the darkness at bay. Notice how it gets dark when I get tired and fall asleep?

Look, my cis white male cultural heritage is colonialism and centering my experience

I just needed a dishonored game for Morley, Tyvia, and Pandyssia. This is the real reason I’m switching to Linux!

I dunno, solitary confinement is torture

Roads are the shackles of the patriarchy. Half joking

Haha yes. Normally I don’t swear at work. After college my first job was as a women’s shoe salesmen at Macy’s. I’m a terrible salesman but whatever. Around one of the holidays I was closing and we had one or two callouts so I was all alone and we were slammed. I had one guy, I wonder if he was a company exec, wander by at one point and say to me that the area was embarrassing and I should be ashamed or something to that effect. But the all of the customers left I did my best but couldn’t clean up all of the shoes before the store closed. I left a note that said sorry for the clusterfuck on the register. Well the store manager had to open I think because of a callout again and saw the note. I got a minor reprimand, and she said she was surprised to learn I was the one who wrote the note heh. Ended up getting fired later, but that was because of my undiagnosed a at the time adhd and often being late

And do you know what was under the car? HEZBOLLAH GOLD!

Wasn’t this the strategy of Bhaal, god of Murder?

Where’s my waifu Bezos body pillow?

I mean, if dudes are the best, wouldn’t dudes banging dudes be twice the patriarchy? As our manly man god intended?

If I have two wolves in me, do I travel twice as fast as the wolf runs? Or perhaps I never tire because they take shifts? Can’t get lost because the second one handles navigation?