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Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
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you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server
“Sir, you can’t come back here!”
“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”
Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.
It drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don’t know, man! I haven’t even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?
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“Hi, I can see you guys are having a serious conversation. That’s so random. Do you want more water? Or perhaps a fork? LOL, I’m so random too!”
This maybe a joke here, but if you have been in a cruise, you know how good it feels to get to your table and the server is already bringing you choice of beverage and maybe even the appetizer you always order.
Jenny, how predictable do you think I am? It’s cider this time. Take it back!
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One time one of the cooks at the BK I go to for lunch a lot recognized an error the person at the counter had made on my order. It made me happy that someone gave enough of a shit about me to remember my order but also made me think I’m probably going too often.
Jenny should have put pivot positions on her orders before heading off to break.
I have never ever even once known what a waiter or waitress’s name was, are people asking their names or something?
That’s creepy to say the least
I’ve had servers say “I’m so and so and I’ll be your server this evening” but it’s gone from my brain the moment they walk away
Ah I see it’s probably a tipping culture thing
Interacting with another human being as it they were a human being instead of a servant bringing you food is creepy?
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… You mean “tweet”?
It’s an Xcretion.
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They’re called Xs now.
Oh, that’s cool.
No they aren’t.
Everyone is so opposed to using the new terms because they feel like it gives Elon some kind of win. Personally I think using them unironically highlights the stupidity of the name.
In what way. I’ve never put my hand over a hot stove to prove how stupid it would be to do that.
