Why you peeing in that thing, bro? The two big arches ought to be enough for any halfway intelligent person to realize that you’re supposed to stick your buttocks there not your beanie-weenie. Dries out your logs so that they don’t make as big a mess when you pick them up to toss them into the sink.

Dyson piss areosoliser

You’re supposed to dip your genitals into it to dry after washing it in the sink idiot.

How’d it even get a 1?!

Now I know why these things stink so badly