Would have so much more respect for swallowers
What a god awful day to have eyes…
yeah but how good would it feel
At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I’d imagine
Imagine swallowing it
[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn’t be a problem because it would feel really good, actually
I imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
Why would I imagine that??
Would… Wouldn’t women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess… Die!? If it doesn’t get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
I’d just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
i believe they eat eggs?
1 vasectomy please.
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
You would feel them moving around… inside you…
No, silly, pee is stored in balls
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
Good afternoon.
Edit: Didn’t see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven’t watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
I was praying there’d be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!
Please delete this
Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
I wish I could unsee this greatly
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
I’d have the strongest stomp in town.