One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
Pro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
Super pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location
Double pro move: Get a warm color night light
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
That moment? This is becoming my every day!
I have mastered this technique to pro level. Now I fall asleep while sitting on the toilet. 🙃
have you ever woken up to your legs having fallen asleep on the toilet?
Oh my, yes. It is the next step to master. Although it is quite the adventure getting back to bed in that state.
Like piloting a gundam for the first time
Nightlight. Use it when you’re brushing your teeth too, no bright lights an hour before bed.
So no original experiences whatsoever huh
Just pee in bed. Easy solution.
This is the most relatable thing I’ve read all month.
