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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?
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Depends upon what your are hiding it from.
If the white male is a human and understands your language, maybe you can convince it to hide - in your closet / behind a tree / under a bed / behind some bushes etc.