People be on there talking about how they love to go hiking every evening to watch the sunset on top of a mountain in the next state over before coming home and getting ready for their standup yoga meeting at 6 in the morning when all I want to do is come home, order a pizza, and turn on the tube. Get real.

Loves Taylor Swift, has strong feelings about pineapple on pizza.

I hate online dating.

Ain’t enough unique personalities for 8.1 billion people. We had to recycle a few

Not on here for hookups!

The person I’ve started seeing from Hinge in recent days told me that the biggest reason she rolled with my profile was because I seemed like I was “relatively normal” and not a techbro or finance bro. Apparently this is prevalent enough around here that for someone who’s not into it, a profile that features a dad joke about the members of punk and metal bands standing really far apart because “your band width determines your speed,” offers “Live Without at an abandoned Denny’s in Houston” as an option for a past event to time travel to, and lists “worker ownership of the means of production” as a “simple pleasure” qualifies you as “normal.”

But hey, that in turn means I’m not attracting the kinds of girls who go for techbros, which I see as an absolute win.

Is loves to laugh still a big one? 10 years back it was fairly common.

When I thought about it, no matter how good or evil one is laughing must be fun.

Laughing about a light hearted joke or a local orphanage burning down, laughing would be an extension of what brings them joy?

I’m not in here very often. What’s your number so we can talk?

The Colorado version is this plus pictures of themselves skiing/snowboarding (even if they really only go like once a year and especially if they just moved here a couple years ago).

Sapiosexuals and Wanderlust.

The triple in my area is travel, training and wine. I get depressed by how few seems interesting.

How about a dose of dark humour and travel talk?