while I improve myself
Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.
Also she’s gotta be all those things already while he works on them.
Most unpleasant guy you’ve ever met who is moderately in shape: why don’t I have a fuck maid as a reward for basic self care???
Hopefully he’ll improve to the point of realizing the BS he was spouting.
Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn’t even understand what he’s saying.
That’s the whole idea!
So hot:
I think he should just order the sex doll, it’s exactly what he is asking for.
If your sex doll starts praying in tongues… You’re probably f*cked
I believe there is/was a company that had an option to have the doll actually say things. (embedded electronics) Super creepy but hey, if your kink is a girl praying in tongues, whatever. Not much different than someone trying to talk with their mouth full while eating lunch. Sounds sexy right??? Or creepy, it is October!
Bride of chucky 2: Electric boogaloo
They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels
Unvaccinated ones died at young age bruh
while I improve myself
🤭
The women are just lining up waiting for his improvement.
This dude needs an anime waifu to hopefully prevent him from terrorizing real women
I don’t get it. This post is just a Christian looking to mingle. The tongues thing basically means he is looking for a Pentecostal. The weirdest thing about this is the antivax thing which is dumb and the tongues but all religions have weird practices.
If he were a Pentecostal he’d know where to find that woman, she’d be going to the same church he is.
More than likely he’s exhausted all of his options there.
So no one uses social media to date unless they are an incel?
Lemmy lives in a bubble cuz they think what this guy asks for is unrealistic.
There are plenty of girls out there exactly according to the description. And they’re in then looking for a “real man”.
And, yes, the OOP is doing the right thing by probably going to the gym and working on making more money, cuz those will ultimately be the factors his dream woman is valuing most.
Get rekt, lemmy. Other people will be happy in their own way and there’s nothing you can do about it.
