Please be satire.
I’m so sad that I’m even having to question that it’s not.
No one is this much of a chode gargler… Surely…
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ybertruck.Cybertruckold
This is 100% engagement bait.
Holy shit, how pathetic can you be?
It’s hard to admit you’re wrong when you’re in a cult.
Guess it’s good he didn’t do it a second time
That some Yakusa shit
Of course he’s from Florida
Is this the legendary free market when you must buy cybertruck or mElon will be sad?
Have to feed melon husk more money else he will go hungry.
Everytime I see a cybertruck, It makes me think of the “Fighting Polygon Team” from Super Smash Brothers N64. Each polygon character is a essentially a weaker knockoff of an actual character from the game. I haven’t played that game in years but I seem to remember it was my least favorite level from single player mode.
Minecraft Delorean.
What’s even different about the “foundation edition”
You get ripped off even more!
You get all the bugs and don’t get to miss a single recall.
It’s a $20000 fee for being served “first” and a “LasEr-cUt BADge”
I wonder if it’s anything like the Wozniak version of the Apple IIGS which had his signature on the case. The first several thousand made were like that. No other physical differences.
I looked him up.
“The best Tesla cybertruck influencer”
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On that Apple shit
Definitely did NOT perform analingus on the dirty butthole of Elon Musk.
It’s a cult!
Elon Cucks
sarcasm? this can’t be a serious post!
cradle the balls…stroke the shaft…work the pipe…swallow the gravy