I love using Consoomer, as recent as a while ago. This is the perfect term to describe people who spend their every waking minute, feeling like they’ve got to go buy things. It isn’t because they’re buying to survive or sustain. They’re buying just to consoom. Cattle with wallets as I’ve called them.
I also like Coomer, because it makes fun of people who’re obsessed with jacking off and pornography in unhealthy ways.
as recent as a while ago
This one is my fav
I like the term “cooked” when you screw up
bork rings a bell for me. from the sweedish chef. my headcanon is when you try to work but totally borked it. the original intention may be different.
sus. suspicious. easier to say and since everybody almost knows it, they can easily catch on. totally not “jesus”.
gg/rip. good game. i find very flexible to use and feels like it’s acceptable in most circumstances to mean “it’s over”.
I like af when added after an adjective to increase the magnitude. Something could be sus, which means something is suspicious. Or, it could be sus af, which means that thing is super suspicious and almost certainly has something going on. Why yes, I have been playing Among Us. Red sus af.
Imma have to go with “IRL” because it’s the only one I use IRL.
Skibidi rizz
Just kidding, I have no idea what that means
I like hearing Australians say “munted”
I have a pet tanuki, which are also known as raccoon dogs, and I like to combine the slang term for raccoon which is “trash panda” and the slang term for dog which is “doggo”.
“When the oil hits the anus” is an oldie that I like to pull out from time to time.
Pun intended?
Goon and gooner are pretty great
