UFC strawweight Luana Pinheiro is still recovering from her last fight, which took place earlier this month. Aside from the normal bumps and bruises associated with entering the octagon, she suffered what can safely be referred to as a unique injury.
The Brazilian lost her fight at UFC Vegas 100 on November 9 against Gillian Robertson by unanimous decision and limped out of the octagon. She caught several 12-6 elbows, which have up until recently been illegal in the UFC, on her butt, including one directly to her anus.
The “disrespectful” shots, as Pinheiro refers to them as, took place at the end of the first-round with one of them, quite possibly the devastating elbow to the anus, taking place after the bell.
The elbows didn’t just leave the 31-year-old with a limp either. Pinheiro is still, weeks later, having trouble sitting down, and she’s not at all happy about it.
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"I’m on strong meds. Today’s the last day I’ll take them. I can’t sit without a cushion or bend my back. I can’t exert much force because I feel it there. At first, I couldn’t walk, cough, or laugh properly. Sneezing was agony, I felt like I was dying, you know?, Pinheiro added.
When I was a kid at camp I went to bump a volleyball and absolutely slammed this chick right in the asshole. I still wake up at 2am some nights thinking about the shame.
Dude this anecdote in combo with your handle has me laughing in public thanks
I learned a lot about myself that day 😏
Right in the ring.
Elbowed on the anus.
Getting ones elbow in an anus is a different sport.
The actual anal assault GIF: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F15gxkaeb620e1.gif sorry for reddit.
That was so obviously intentional and malicious. Good lord.
The ref touching her there was a warning accompanied by him yelling “Watch the spine!”
And yet, in she goes for a hard fuckin elbow blow. Absolutely horrible behaviour.
Assholes and elbows
Ngl, I caught a knee that way once and couldn’t walk straight for a month. Also couldn’t orgasm because it bruised my prostate too.
A bruised prostate? That’s Monkey Steals the Peach territory.
The picture looks like it came from a parallel universe where Michael Scott runs a dojo and Jim Halpert got roped into being his exhibition sparring partner.
Yeah, it was pretty damn ridiculous lol. Sparring can get peachy sometimes lol
IDK how I feel about rules and what the specific rule change allowing it was. I definitely don’t love shots that close to the groin.
But the sport is trying to hurt your opponent. Blows trying to wear them down are a deliberate part of it. I think there’s a level of “if the rules allow it, it’s fair game”. Is an elbow to the butthole actually worse than a knee to the face that knocks you into next week? You’re participating in a brutal sport.
It feels like an unusual set of circumstances where you get the opportunity to make a downward elbow strike into an upwards facing anus. In fact, I presume you couldn’t do this to a guy because you are too close to their junk.
And it raises further questions - is back bottom worse than front bottom? I’d imagine a blow to the taint isn’t a walk in the park either.
Can you knock someone out doing this? My Dad slipped going down stairs and landed on his tail bone, knocking him straight out.
Sounds like someone didn’t get the right button combo for that Mortal Kombat finishing move.
Analingus!
Flawless Victory
