• Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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    8 days ago

    The “agents” always swear the rules are the same everywhere even though I was just in the other airport a few hours ago and no they aren’t!

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      8 days ago

      “This is how it’s always done, sir… on the second Tuesdays of months with an even number of days and for the full duration of Toyotathon. Now don’t make me repeat myself: laptop under the bag and over the shoes or we cavity search you.”

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      Yes, they are. The rule is: No matter what you do, you’ll be called a dumb bitch.

      This rule is universal and the whole point of the TSA.

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        7 days ago

        They seem to relax the rules when it’s really busy… Like wait… Isn’t that when an attack would be the most dangerous meaning security would be even more important rather than less?

        Goes to show how pointless most of it is.

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      7 days ago

      If the rules are the same everywhere, they would do what every other competent place that has procedures that need to be followed does, and post them at the front. The fact that a TSA bitch has to stand there and tell you what to do means they’ve already failed.