If you call the police in America, they send everyone to the afterlife instead.
Isn’t that a bar in Night City? Sounds like a great time!
Be sure to ask Claire for a Jackie Welles.
God damn that gut punch
Most years, my in-laws come here from Idaho. We have a small apartment and end up with 11 people here for a week. It’s a ton of expense, and my bonus usually goes to paying for things for them.
This year, they decided not to come down, and my wife’s parents are going to visit friends on Christmas. For the first time in our marriag3, we get a quiet Christmas alone. We’re going to drink mulled spiked cider, smoke weed, and watch all our favorite Christmas movies and shows.
Merry Christmas!
I mean you could just ask them to leave politely, firmly, and repeatedly, and if they don’t, have the police arrest them for trespassing.
Just did that for Thanksgiving, would like to try a different approach for Christmas.
Just tell them about your favorite Linux distro and they soon be gone.
Go get the shotgun, son
I actually don’t remember that. Where was this?
That’s because it didn’t happen unless you had a 600 family member reunion or block party in Florida.
We had this regulation in Europe but it wasn’t enforced unless you made a huge party. It was more an easy way out for people uncomfortable meeting others because of COVID without having to argue about it.
It never happened, this is just historical revisionism. Doubly so because the police will remove people from your house whenever you want.
It never happened where? Because it did happen in the UK - which is clearly where we’re talking about
It happened in Colombia too! Only gatherings of four people, no cars on the streets etc