I woke up (from a blackout) on the hood of a car. A car that was stopped at a red light and wasn’t the car my friends were driving. I guess I leapt out of the backseat and rolled around on their hood? Idk, I blacked out again then came-to again rolling through some wet grass. Blacked out again and woke up on a couch.
Turns out that humans can teleport.
Want more details? Me too. But I have no idea. It was more than two decades ago and I no longer drink.
I just posted two pictures of my boobs to a discord server of about 500 people from my city. We’ll see how I feel about that later. Atm they’re getting a good reception
Hey its me i live in your city
Sometimes I will mix up their and there or worse your and you’re! Another time my phone Auto corrected whose to who’s and I was to lazy to fix it.
Stuck the landing. Well done.
I once used literally to mean figuratively
to lazy
Ummm…
Shit myself in the endagine maccas.
Instance checks out
Brenda.
You too?
See a doctor
I looked in the mirror and my diagnosis is devastatingly handsome.
Walked home.
But the house I went to wasn’t my home.
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One of my 30+ year old forever-alone friends always makes a complete clown of himself when he’s drunk and there’s women around. He thinks he’s funny and good singer but he’s not. Just extremely cringe to be around. On several occasions I have told him while sober that alcohol makes him a completely different person but he doesn’t seem to get the hint.
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My friend thought she was having a seizure. She was not having a seizure. She was just restless and very high and saying “I’m having a seizure” until she made me call an ambulance.
They didn’t even have their sirens on.
Bonus: When I got too high, I was confused in how we knew dinosaurs didn’t have their own civilization before the meteor hit and would not let it go for a bit.
The first time I went to a 4/20 party, my friends and I got so high, when we played this trivia game that was on DIRECT TV, we kept trying to answer the commercials that played between the question and answer parts and thought we were just dumb as fuck when every answer was SUPER wrong.
One night while tripping on acid me and my then friend noticed smoke bellowing out of a medical center and mistakenly thought it was on fire. We called 911 and left an tip but wanted to stay anonymous and get on with our night. The next day I realized that the smoke was coming from a chimney built into the center and felt dumb but I guess its better safe and sorry.
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I just posted two pictures of my boobs to a discord server of about 500 people from my city. We’ll see how I feel about that later. Atm they’re getting a good reception
