It’s because we’re old. I was hit hard with the realization the other day, that I’m not the target audience of this product anymore. Does anyone else have trouble remembering that they’re not a kid? I’m like 30 years old, and I do not identify as an adult
I’m in my 20s and I don’t really feel like an adult (I don’t know how to deal with stuff, how to take care of things), but I also don’t feel like a kid, because things targeted at kids don’t appeal to me and I barely keep up with what they’re up to now (is skibidi toilet still funny?)
I’m 48, I’m not an adult but what the fuck is this shit we’re talking about?
Drinks with drugs (yes, sugar and caffeine are drugs. Fight me) targeted at children.
It’s all crap targeted at children that came out when you were already well into your teens.
Oh, like the Power Rangers… cool thanks!
I started feeling like an adult when I was 28.
I’m a “kid” and often have much more boomer opinions than actual “boomers”
What are those even?
Not going to lie I’ve bought Prime recently… But only because the energy drinks are 4 for £1 at a local shop.
Sure it tastes like the sugar monster came in my mouth, but what a bargain!
Same. First time trying because they were insanely cheap. They’re also disgusting. Way too much fake sugar.
I’m trying to understand what the last two streaming services are.
I guess that’s even worse.
Not knowing is a sign of a healthy mind. You will sleep even better than Mr. Simpson in the meme.
I had a feastables given to me and I can honestly say it was not the best chocolate bar I’ve ever had. It was pretty average.
Yup. My kids wanted to try it, so I had one too. Seemed like dollar store candy.
I worked at one those “we’ll make you custom chocolates and candies with your branding on them” candy factories in college and it was about on the same level. Not bad but not worthy of “the best in the world”.
On a side note, the micromints were the best product but worst to make. Absolutely covered in powdered sugar walking home in humid summer weather suuuucked. They really should have given me a smock to wear instead of me being in my street clothes.
Prime is throughally mid, interchangeable, forgettable drink that is carried by its influencers.
I thought they meant amazon prime. I might be slightly out of touch. (Idk what lunchly is either)
Is that like rebranded lunchables
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It’s a knockoff version. The secret ingredient is mold.
I only knew about Prime drink because they claimed to not be selling in Canada in defence to having over the legal limit of caffeine
They said all the retailers were smuggling them in from the US because of how popular it is
Possibly at first but now there’s a Canadian formulation, I see it at Giant Tiger and Circle K and there’s the official Health Canada warning label on them.
It was an obvious lie, there was no way the big grocers were smuggling them in at such scale
It tastes exactly like liquid jello. One of the worst things I’ve ever tasted. Definitely not forgettable.
It’s better to eat real food.
I haven’t even heard of Feastables or Lunchly until this meme.
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