• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    Just keep in mind God doesn’t think anal and oral sex (hopefully not in that order, but no shame you do you) counts according to some religious people i met.

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      He’s definitely okay with oral. Provided you swallow.

      There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.

      – Mark 7:15

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          1 month ago

          He hung out with a bunch of dudes and the main guy’s beard who was clearly just a prostitute he was paying to make the whole thing look legitimate. I mean obviously he’d be into this stuff.

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      My understanding is that anal and oral are “wrong” in the same way masturbation is, it’s spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.

      But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so…