Is this a parody, or did someone actually brag on twitter about having sex? I honestly can’t tell what’s satire any more.
Could be either way, honestly. He’s a fundie who bragged about remaining a virgin until marriage. He finally got hitched to a former Miss Universe of all people, at age 32 or something.
Miss Universe
That shit’s so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
The other posters replying to you are as bad as the clickbait links they posted. I’m not about to go searching this guys social media, but this image or quote it wasn’t in either link they shared.
What the fuck is wrong with you posters? Not answering the question and posting a link to a news article that also doesn’t answer the question? Fucking don’t wast my time jesus.
jesus
Jesus was not there.
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The whole of the internet to figure out if something is factual or not and yet you demand someone else does the thinking for you
No wonder AI will replace us so easily
No, I “demand” that they don’t post in a way that implies the thing is real with links when the links don’t contain that information.
I will admit I’m being a grouchy ass. Sorry I’m taking my frustration out on you guys.
Us nothing, him, maybe.
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I have no idea who he is. I’m just mad at the world wheeee
Omg the logic in this comment is miraculously inconsistent. I’m honestly impressed with the fact that this came into your brain, proceeded to flow out of you into the keyboard, and not once did you stop yourself to think “wait a second, does what I’m saying even make sense?”
Congratulations. This is probably the dumbest comment I’ve read in months 👍
He had THE Sex. You know the one sex you get in your life and then never again.
Like a sea turtle trying to get up on a raft.
What a mental image. Brain bleach, stat, please.
God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
He was on the cuck chair
He got that woman pregnant once before her husband had even had a go.
From prima nocta to prima knocked-up.
And God was there!
Just keep in mind God doesn’t think anal and oral sex (hopefully not in that order, but no shame you do you) counts according to some religious people i met.
The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.
He’s definitely okay with oral. Provided you swallow.
There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.
– Mark 7:15
Damn! Mark was one kinky motherfucker.
He hung out with a bunch of dudes and the main guy’s beard who was clearly just a prostitute he was paying to make the whole thing look legitimate. I mean obviously he’d be into this stuff.
My understanding is that anal and oral are “wrong” in the same way masturbation is, it’s spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so…
according to some religious people i met
🥴
Five years ago…
Probably had it a couple of other times since then. Would have to check his posts to be sure. Willing to bet there were maybe a few times where God was not there.
I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can’t get off unless someone’s silently judging him in the corner.
Are they still married?
These types typically call it quits quickly
Even almighty God cannot witness things that fast.
he had the sex
Man, what a waste.
In Tebow’s shoes I’d have been having sex with every woman I see.
So did Magic Johnson
