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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

Sucks to be you, Pheidippides!

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Sucks to be you, Pheidippides!

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      Thanks

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      The ancient Greeks used units invented in the 1790s? I mean at least miles were from the same millennium.

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        If it were written in the miles from the same millenium it would be 28.5 Roman miles

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          Ah perfect, slap that on the meme

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      he actually ran like 300 miles over 4 days

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      Now correct the kid-pidgin to English as well. ‘ppl’ is what my nephew mumbled around his pablum.

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        Character limits are a bitch to be fair. What’s wild to me though that you seem to think abbreviations were invented alongside texting by today’s youth, not y’know ancient Greece using IMP for Imperator on their coins and shit.

        Sure, they got more popular in the late 1800s in English, but I don’t think you’re that old to be calling 145yo people “kids” lol.

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        Did he say it like “pee-pee-el”?

        Because I’d just say that as “people”

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    Imagine how poor Jesus feels about all those crosses in churches and on people’s necklaces.

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      The caricature of religion that exists now might be the real disappointment. Or maybe it’s the same as it was then, idk I’m not a historian

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        Or maybe it’s the same as it was then

        Famously so. Like all the tables he broke and the people he cussed inside a temple.

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    Hadn’t the person already done a bunch of running before they set off on the marathon run? It’s been a while since I read about it, but I do remember there being more to the story.

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    To be fair, people do still occasionally die during marathons.

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    Da fuck does “instant hands” mean?

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      Straight fisticuffs

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    Look, we named spiders after him, what else does he want?

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    I actually lold

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    'Instant hands"? Wouldn’t they be dead at that point?

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    *brag, the word is brag.

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      Flexin that vocab!

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