On lemmy I usually read the sub name first but for some reason on reddit I don’t
Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.
Reminds me of an old joke about a golfer who was so dumb he broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer.
8 year olds, dude
Oh man you had me until I read the page name.
You had me until I read this comment.
It took me two or three more tries after reading this comment.
I had to double check after I read this comment.
This is like that “OneTimeIDreamt” account on Tumblr(?maybe).
Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.
Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.
Try the ones at the bowling alley. They might fit there.
I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)
Slips into the basketball
His ball of choice is likely a bit smaller than a golf ball. Should fit fine. Might need a stepladder.
Wasn’t that how some guy earned a Darwin award?
I prefer might balls smooth. I wouldn’t shave them but I have found rubbing them with fine sandpaper really makes a difference.
In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.
Unless it’scovered in shit, why would you wash it?
I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?
The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.
Wow I don’t miss that place. Thanks for the reminder - Lemmy is not perfect, but it sure ain’t that.
Did you read the subreddit, or you just don’t like this kind of humor? Because I don’t think this kinda humor is below Lemmy or anything.
Lol I completely did not. Whoosh.
Isn’t it funny some humans get stuck with brains that won’t let them make a comment like this
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