Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.
Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round
No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway
On lemmy I usually read the sub name first but for some reason on reddit I don’t
Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.
Sometimes I’m attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.
Have you seen the subreddit in the screenshot?
8 year olds, dude
This movie came out in 1998, so that eight-year-old is 35 now. 💀
They made a movie about that guy. Don’t watch it, it’s awful. It was all a misunderstanding. The Jesus is actually a good dude.
Amazing cast, surprised it’s so bad
Oh man you had me until I read the page name.
You had me until I read this comment.
It took me two or three more tries after reading this comment.
It took me until coming back the next day
I had to double check after I read this comment.
This is like that “OneTimeIDreamt” account on Tumblr(?maybe).
Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.
My hands after touching the ball… Never again
Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.
Try the ones at the bowling alley. They might fit there.
I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)
Slips into the basketball
His ball of choice is likely a bit smaller than a golf ball. Should fit fine. Might need a stepladder.
Wasn’t that how some guy earned a Darwin award?
Reminds me of an old joke about a golfer who was so dumb he broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer.
Unless it’scovered in shit, why would you wash it?
I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?
The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.
I prefer might balls smooth. I wouldn’t shave them but I have found rubbing them with fine sandpaper really makes a difference.
In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.
Wow I don’t miss that place. Thanks for the reminder - Lemmy is not perfect, but it sure ain’t that.
Did you read the subreddit, or you just don’t like this kind of humor? Because I don’t think this kinda humor is below Lemmy or anything.
Lol I completely did not. Whoosh.
Isn’t it funny some humans get stuck with brains that won’t let them make a comment like this
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