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minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoIt’s official: you are now the sole owner of all eco-friendly and sustainable microplastic patents. There are only a few that are effective, and they are all set to expire in an hour:
minus-squareSorryImLate@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoGah, I forgot about expiry dates! Oh well, at least they exist now. Now to figure out which ones are effective and ensure someone implements them…
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It’s official: you are now the sole owner of all eco-friendly and sustainable microplastic patents. There are only a few that are effective, and they are all set to expire in an hour:
Gah, I forgot about expiry dates!
Oh well, at least they exist now. Now to figure out which ones are effective and ensure someone implements them…