China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
Relevant
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together
Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)
Me on antidepressiva.
So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.
Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.
Top tier shitpost
Top tier
shitpostcreampostcream de la crop
Cream rises to the top
:(
Time to find a new
porn sitebakery.Why not save some time and combine the two?
No more cream pies until the economy improves
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.
Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?
Oh… you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
1 year HRT
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
People in Japan be like
Literally 1984
“Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen
not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.
