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You’ve heard of bdussy. Now, get ready for mbick (morning breath and dick)!
I’m back on my bullshit.
You’ve heard of bdussy. Now, get ready for mbick (morning breath and dick)!
You use mirrors, right?
I think they meant that as a joke. Obviously, even if someone had extraordinarily large breasts, they could just peek over them or move them to side.
rabbit starvation
FYI: For those that have never heard of the term:
Protein poisoning (also referred to colloquially as rabbit starvation, mal de caribou, or fat starvation) is an acute form of malnutrition caused by a diet deficient in fat and carbohydrates, where almost all bioavailable calories come from the protein in lean meat
if you’re like me you’d probably want to break your keyboard in half and shove it down your throat until you can’t see it anymore
Are you okay?
Edit: It’s fine if the answer is “no”.
Different kinds of chemistry, is my take
ahhhh, thank you!
I don’t know how to on desktop, but on the Voyager app, I can block posts that include whatever words I want. My experience on here has noticeably improved since blocking certain words, like Musk, Trump, and Israel.
remember when they were so obnoxious and inconsiderate that they used their wake to sink the boat of one of their own?
Cool! Check this out…
The following is a list of the first two rivers by outflow and the Mississippi in acre-foot:
River | Outflow (ac-ft/s) |
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Amazon | 181.6 |
Ganges–Brahmaputra–Meghna | 35.6 |
Mississippi | 17.3 |
Crazy that the top is over 5 times more than the next one 😮. The largest outflow in North America and the one I’ve seen in person is the Mississippi, which is only 9.5% the outflow of the Amazon. The Amazon is over 10 times more than the Mississippi, which I thought was humongous in person 😮.
On to sewers, which is what one of the uses for the acre-foot according to your quote. The following is a list wastewater generated by location:
Location | Generation (ac-ft/s) |
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Asia | 5,073.6 |
NA & Europe | 2,124.6 |
All 3 Continents | 7,198.2 |
So the outflow of the Mississippi alone is greater than twice the wastewater of Asia, North America, and Europe combined 😮!
My math may need to be checked 😬
Yep! I was worried when they told me. Having high cholesterol at 37/38 is a bad sign of what’s to come. I’m happy it was situational rather than permanent.
WET AF
omg, I was laughing so hard when I saw that 😂
I don’t mean to belittle your feelings about it, but I would find that cute af. There are certainly people around you that would feel the same.
One thing I had to learn was that if I asked someone out and they said no or didn’t reciprocate wasn’t a loss or rejection.
Not only that, but you dodged a bullet. I thank women when they respectfully reject me. It’s awesome.
Also, think about all the times you were turned down. Does any of that matter now?? Nope. No one involved cares at all if they even remember. I think something that might help with this is for OP to place themselves in a position where they reject others. They could experience the other side and see that it’s not a bad thing. It’s just that they think it’s not for them and nothing else. And even in the rare chance that the rejection is seen as something else by the rejecting person, then even better because that’s not just dodging a bullet but dodging an artillery shell.
Can someone explain the humor of the 4 panel comic the character in the first panel likes? What’s the red liquid in the container about?
This is me. I’ve never said, “This is too much garlic.”
Fun fact: I tend to get obsessed with eating the same thing for months. One of those obsessions was kettle-cooked salt & vinegar chips. I’m talking about a large bag before bed every 2 days. I did this for about 3-6 months. During that period, I had a regular primary care check up with routine blood work. My cholesterol came back terrible. My HDL was too low and LDL was too high. It was so bad that the doctor told me that they were putting me on Lipitor eventho I was in 37/38 years old and otherwise athletic shape.
I argued with the doc explaining that I could fix it on my own with diet. We negotiated and the compromise was that I had 3 months to fix it. In 3 months, we would run blood work again. If it was still high, Lipitor time. I cut off all chips and started eating raw garlic however I could with meals. I would mostly use a garlic press and marinate it in olive oil. Then, I would drip a lot of this on rice, beans, pasta, pizza… anything that would go good with raw garlic. When we ran the blood work again, I was in the clear with completely healthy cholesterol levels, both HDL and LDL.
I don’t know if the garlic had anything to do with it, or if it was merely just abstaining from the chips, but something worked. If you’re dealing with cholesterol issues and don’t want to be on meds, maybe consider eating raw garlic. It might help, and even if it doesn’t, it’s delicious 🤤
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!
Singapore sounds like a really cool, safe, clean, organized, and hi-tech city, but their laws and enforcement seems a bit extreme to my American self. I both want to visit and am scared of visiting.
The helium makes it float, so they got a guy to rub his spit on the rocket using his finger, but that process takes a long time so we’re just refilling the rocket in the meantime until we find it.
totally normal behavior for an organization /j
Eugh
What is does that mean? Is that an expression of frustration like “ugh” or “argh”?
No OP, but I’m thinking they mean a pharmacy that is not owned by a chain like Walgreens or CVS. Locally own pharmacies are usually owned by one person or a family and they specialize in compounding medications. That’s when they make medications for specific customers that have unique needs, which interestingly, includes pets 🐶🐱. Try searching for a “compounding pharmacy” near you or ask a veterinarian clinic if they know of one. I’m sure they’ll be happy to answer that iver the phone even if you’re not a current customer.