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Centurion@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

sounds almost like doctors advice

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sounds almost like doctors advice

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Centurion@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Well I mean he could have told her the truth, that everybody has bad breath in the morning and the cure is to brush your teeth. But then he wouldn’t wake up every morning to a blowjob. So I mean what are you going to do.

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    It’s all fun and games until she takes a trip somewhere without him and wakes up with bad breath.

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    Yuk, imagine getting a blowjob from someone with stinky bacteria breath. Your entire dick and balls would smell like that. Blowjob or not, brush your teeth or use some mouthwash!

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      what do you think a dick and balls smells like in the morning before washing.

      lets hope they both practice proper hygiene

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        Nah, dick mouth balls bacteria breath for everyone!

        Though maybe some minty gum after, to keep up appearances of course.

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          Just smoke a menthol cigarette after.

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      You’ve heard of bdussy. Now, get ready for mbick (morning breath and dick)!

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        I can’t read mbick without it being sung in my head by Hansen

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