You’ve never set foot outside of a city or had any contact with the people who produce your food, have you?

Men like Donald Trump are the conservative argument in favor of guns. He’s exactly the type of authoritarian the 2nd ammendment was meant to combat.

Mystical Ninja starring Goemon for N64. Been playing the recent repack and there’s a mini game I just can’t get passed.

Tim Walz is governor of one of these states.

I agree feeding children is an unequivocally great use of tax dollars.

Stolen from reddit:

The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time

Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he’s got employees That can’t make the rent

When the CEO makes a million And we don’t make jack That’s when we riot To take it all back

Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines

But then you lose the best fight in Deadpool and Wolverine because it’s a Honda Odyssey commercial.

It’s ugly as hell, but I’m damn sure I know which apartment is which

I’m convinced that’s a promotional image from Conan Exiles and I won’t hear any dissenting opinions.

I wasn’t even thinking of emergency services. I was thinking selfishly as a pizza guy.

Address numbers are to be placed in a prominent position, with a font that is legible from the street and illuminated at night, on every building in cities and towns.

Out in the country address numbers are to be displayed on reflective signs at the end of the driveway and again if/when a shared driveway splits.

I’m as old as the NES.

It took effort to be a pervert back in the day.

What about us braindead slobs?

Why is that kid holding the tesseract from Avengers?

/s?

Because I’m pretty sure you just described the capitalist present.

A second American - checking in to confirm that phrase isn’t used over here

Dynasty Warriors 8: Empires; it would really depend on if I were an officer or not, and then if I had a name or not. Best case scenario I worm my way into an out of the way post in the Wei clan and hold one mantra in mind: “Do not pursue Lu Bu”.

Game Mastering for TTRPGs. Set up can take some work, but it’s a great creative outlet and, once you find the right group, soooo much fun. I personally started off with Paranoia XP and moved from there to a couple different systems before landing on D&D 5e. There are some great rules-light systems like Kids on Bikes/ Kids on Brooms or Paranoia Perfect Edition if the behemoth of D&D (with its multiple text-book sized rule books) seems daunting.

ETA: there’s also entire libraries of advice on GMing out there for assistance if you need it.