ArxCyberwolf

Child’s play. Find and shoot the nearest transformer and make an impromptu neighbourhood fireworks show.

Harold could not hide his back pain.

Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?

“LOBOTOMITE!”

Some people have legitimately nothing better to do with their lives and enjoy bringing others down.

I don’t know, but I do know what a kilometre is!

Now it’s 3-4 bucks per burrito here. And it’s still garbage food.

“Behold, Perry the Platypus! The STEPHEN HAWKING-INATOR! By rendering all of my foes unable to move, I shall finally take over the Tri-State Area!”

Southern Ontario. It’s in CAD.

Taco Bell is fucking ridiculous now. A single grilled cheese burrito on its own is over $10. The other burritos are 3 to 4 bucks as well. The entire point of Taco Bell is that it’s supposed to be cheap garbage food you order at 1AM on a weekend after smoking a bowl, and that’s no longer feasible. Now it’s expensive garbage food. Nevermind that they also got rid of half the menu.

Not only are modern cars huge, they’re fuckin’ ugly as well. I can’t stand the “aggressive” look every car, truck, and SUV has nowadays. Sorry, but Mom’s minivan does not need to look “aggressive”. That thing is lucky to even reach a high speed to warrant such a look. The shapes of cars nowadays look like hideous blobs, especially most SUVs. Taillights taking up the whole rear end, weird headlight placement (who the fuck designed the Nissan Juke?) and other design choices that make the car look uglier every generation.

I know it’s because of studies showing people like “aggressive” cars (because people are fucking stupid, it isn’t aggressive if every car is aggressive) and aerodynamics are why cars look like blobs, but I sure miss when cars actually looked like cars. That died out in the late 90s/early 2000s.

He knows what you did.

Prabhakar Raghavan. Name and shame! You can thank this douchebag for Google’s tumble down a cliff.

I want an AI that writes me a relevant poem in every thread.

Is this what you’ve been waiting for? Say one, two, and four!

The locomotive had long passed in the video of the incident, it just kept driving towards the train until it swerved and nearly took out a crossing signal. Funny as that would be, I doubt the ditch lights were the cause.

You can tell which ones aren’t used for anything. Bed is spotless and unused, tires are clean, and the heaviest load it carries is its obese driver and his similarly obese family. We call them pavement princesses.

If someone wants to cosplay as store merchandise, that’s none of my business!

Their helicopters are also generally old and with scarce replacement parts due to sanctions. Mechanical failure could easily be the case if not the terrain.

I was just there for the games it had back then. I remember when Farmville was called Farm Town, and I was addicted to it as a kid lol