I mean if it just falls out on it’s own, you’ll need to get a new, bigger one anyway and the prince won’t find who it fits… Because it no longer does.
I like how you really thought this through.
I’ve experienced it. 😉
Kolanak, you are a beautiful, multifaceted weirdo, and seeing your comments really help make Lemmy feel like home. Please do some kegels to help ease your gaping asshole.
After finding out what the male version is I’m now constantly wondering who’s doing kegels without the people around them knowing
Filthy animals… 😈
Alternatively, achoo
This is a story I can get behind
Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
I love it when jokes come full circle.
Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately…
That makes the story so much funnier.
In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
goatse
“My God! It just falls right out!! It’s you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!”
I can’t with you right now
This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess
Great, dump it on the street for a kid to find it and pick it up and play with it…
Person got scared by a honk. Happens.
