For a lot of those texts, simply reply with “stop”.

The automated system will add you to the no-go list.

Masseurs having to document and pay royality for every massage technique used.

Back in the 80s & 90s you had to configure settings like IRQ and bad sectors.

I know the feeling. I logged into HP hoping to look up the serial number. All it would tell me is that the warranty is expired.

Yep. Took me a while to get the hang of the editor. There’s a lot of options. Best bang for the buck I’ve spent on an app.

Keyboard Designer.

It allows me to put the numbers on the bottom row and the space bar on the 2nd row and the backspace next to the L where it belongs.

Sometimes she even turned it off first.

Right? Like are we talking GW-Basic3, Turbo Basic, or C64 Basic?

Floating take the weight off my joints.

You do know you can buy the chicken powder separately, right? Like, you can get oxo cubes in the soup aisle. The filipina made ones from the asian store are better though.

You look good bald. It works on you.

A nice M.L.T. A mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

Opponents argued that the wording of the changes was poorly thought out — an argument that appeared to have gained traction in the final days of the campaign. Voters said they were confused by the questions and others said they feared changes would lead to unintended consequences.

I wonder how many people rejected the wording vs how many want to keep the status quo.

Why? Was one of them prophesied to be a king someday?

At least they are in alphabetical order.

Don’t let your emotions rule you.

I’m also fond of a line from The Matrix: There is no spoon.

See Linda, this is why I didn’t want to go visit your mother!

I tree what you did there.

I highly recommend the Dungeons & Dragons movie. MR and CP had great chemistry.

What was the joke.