NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two… Never forget.
I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.
“One man one jar”, I think, was the given video title.
He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room
Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?
Interview!?!?
That man is my fucking hero. I would have been on the floor rolling in blood crying like a bitch.
Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar
“early internet”…(2006-2009)…pick one, they’re mutually exclusive.
That shit always cracks me up
the internet did not begin when you first started paying attention to it
True, although in my case, I’ve been paying attention to it since 1989. So I at least can say I was there when the web began.
Wasn’t it an olive jar?
Dunno, it doesn’t have a label.
Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…
Oh lord, the memories
Lest we fur get
Pixar’s newest query: What if jars had feelings?
Fuckin way she goes, Bubz.
PATRICK FUKIN SWAYZEE
pop noise
I haven’t watched this video in more than twenty years and I can hear your comment.
I hate you.
^I don’t hate you actually
I’ve never watched it and I can almost hear it
And no I will never watch it
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Luffy noooo!
This brought up a JARring memory.
The Man-jar-o Linux distribution…
Jarate
I can appreciate a good tf2 reference
But will the jar be half full or half empty?
ONE MAN ONE JAR RAMMMMM RANNCH
Pee jar?
Oh you sweet summer child.
Oh. Oh nooooo
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I’m not sure WHAT it says!
FtsA2
ASAZ
The pee would have to go straight down since the jar is directly between the feet.
Apparently I need to ask what this one is as well. And after the last jar related one, I’m not sure I want the answer.
Trust your gut
Hmm, what other jar-related video was that bad?
Or did you mean a cup?i can only think about jarate, but from the comments, it’s worse
I shit you not, when I watched that video I was eating a fucking bowl of Spaghetti-Os.
NO!
