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Bet he pays with a check.
Exact change
Out of a coin purse
Still went faster tho
All pennies
We don’t have pennies anymore in the first world.
I’m good at counting pennies
“What, your fancy future store too good to accept my assorted animal pelts and sifted gold pebbles as currency?!”
pls no more punchlines in the title!
They had been saying this over at that other site for like 13 years before I left.
I’m sure it’ll work out here though.
I keep 3 forms of payment on me for this reason. Phone, card, cash, in that order.
Edit: Within 30 minutes of making this comment, I was at a Walmart. No NFC payment. The machine didn’t like my card. Now I have 2 quarters and a penny in my pocket.
The register’s down sir, we can only accept payment in the form of interpretive dance convincingly communicating your burning desire for the chosen products.
Tips in the form of jazz hands are always appreciated, but never expected.
I’m buying a 24-pack of beer so I guess I’ll communicate my burning desire with some Chumbawamba
They’re never gonna keep YOU down!
The interpretive dance is much better afterwards.
Phone, card, gun, cash in that order
How many cheeseburgers can you get for 1 gun?
As many as you’d like, depending on several constraints which include how long it takes for someone to stop you, how many you can carry, and how fast they are able to produce cheeseburgers.
Also tuesdays are cheeseburger day in county jail.
That’s my retirement plan sorted then
no… nfc… payment??? wtf
is that an American thing or what?Sometimes people forget their wallets at home…
Time to deploy the prison wallet
Apple watch owners making up stories to justify their purchase (this is a joke)
How to make people envious of your amazing Apple product: tell them it wouldn’t work and caused an inconvenience for everyone.
I was expecting a Back to the Future gif…
"Why are you suddenly in a rush, sir? Life has clearly already passed you by.
Hey, uh, just between you and me, what was Alexander Hamilton really like?"
Lmao
I heard the Elderly Man’s words in the voice of Kris Kristofferson’s Whistler character from the Blade movies.
Terrific call. I definitely heard something similar!
Hurry up slick
Dawdle on your own time, sport
OP’s a 21st century digital boy,
He can’t get through the line,
With his futuristic toys.
