There is a time where the entire universe could of fit in the volume of your phone.
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What if I don’t believe it?
If your lack of belief in it changed the actual reality of things, I’m pretty sure that’d make you God.
Instructions unclear, universe exploded my phone when I tried to fit it inside
Now that’s gonna be one spicy pillow
The internet sure has grown. Some day it’ll be too big to even fit inside OP’s mom.
OP’s mom’s pussy is so big, Thanos had to snap twice.
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.
The power of Sun Microsystems in the palm of my hand
Unix noises
Wait, what does that sound like?
One single html page? I guess, yes.
It’s one html page Michael. How big could it be? 10 gigabytes?
I remember, towards the end of the last millennium, marveling with some friends about an article estimating the current size of all the data on the internet. IIRC, it was in the neighborhood of a couple hundred terabytes. Wouldn’t fit on your phone, but there’s plenty of data hoarder types who have that kinda storage on the server in their spare room.
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The internet or the world wide web?
Anyone remember that offline Wikipedia reader that had the whole text of English wiki on it? I always thought it was neat.
You can still download an archive of Wikipedia today, and it’s smaller than you’d expect
That’s just the intermediate value theorem.
If we define the size of the Internet as a continuous function, and it started at zero and currently doesn’t fit in your phone then yeah, no shit, at some point it fit in your phone.
If it’s truly continuous there was an exact point where it would exactly fill up your phone with no room left over.
There may be a time in the future when the entire internet as it is now could fit on whatever people have instead of cell phones in a few hundred years.
And when that future comes, Apple will still manage to fill 50% of your space up with god-knows-what.
There was a time it would’ve fit on a floppy
This is really nonsensical. It could fit on a piece of paper in font size 8 if you go back far enough and “stretch” the definition of Internet.
Not true. The first document on the internet was, in fact, 7 pages in 8pt font.
It was the New Purchase brochure from a Packard Bell 286 4MHz from Circuit City transcribed into .doc format.
This is actually exactly why I love the internet
And were all 7 of those pages uploaded at the same time? Ha, gotchu now! (But for real, is .doc that old?)
According to wikipedia, “Microsoft has used the extension since 1983.”
First spam
“Congratulations on buying a Packard Bell computer. Would you like to register me?”
Welcome to Packard Bell Navigator!
The Mistral language model is 3.8gb and has a crazy amount of knowledge
It lies a lot
I wonder when smartphones with a capacity of 40 zettabytes will officially come out. Then we can post this all over again.
This is not a shower thought
It literally was though.
That’s not what this sub is for.
Just to sum up: after telling me that this shower thought is not a shower thought, you say that the shower thoughts community is not the place for shower thoughts.
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Did you forget where you are posting? Or do you maybe have a very … unique … definition of what comprises
“the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. […] thoughts that many people can relate to and […] find something funny or interesting in regular stuff”
as per the sidebar?
It’s not for literally any thought that occurs during a shower.
