Oh please fuck around and find out…
Thoughts and prayers for your retinas
Please think logically people… God has been doing volcanoes for a very long time & nowhere does he mention we need to not jump in them
Sure, and mountains have been there for centuries, no reason why we shouldn’t climb Everest despite the piles of corpses up there.
Well, piles won’t pile themselves
Anyone who wants to see the eclipse (if you’re in an area that can see it) and don’t have glasses go to a tree covered area and watch the shadows of the leaves on the ground, it’s pretty trippy
This is what I saw, more or less, in 2017. The noticeable dimming and the crescent dappling was very interesting and eerie. We’re in for about a minute of totality this time, though we’re also getting predictions of clouds, so maybe no corona. :-(
I did this in 2017 too, but I also used a pair of binoculars to project a clear image on the ground. It was beautiful~
Do you have to buy a filter for the binoculars to do that? I’ve heard pointing binoculars at the sun can burn them out.
Never heard of that myself, but I suppose it’d be good advice for fancy binocs with an integrated digital camera or something. Mine were super-cheap and didn’t seem any worse for the wear.
Good thing he pointed at it, we would forget where the sun is if he didn’t.
Clearly it burned his last living brain cell.
I think the amphetamines did that, but the sun certainly didn’t help.
I attribute it to him being so backed up with scalding shit that it’s filled the spaces between in meninges and replaced his CSF
Nowhere in the Bible does God say you shouldn’t jump into a wood chipper. Saying they’re dangerous is just woke propaganda; actually it’ll fix everything that ails you and I highly suggest all conservatives go and give it a try
Here’s a neat thing: It is entirely safe to directly view a total eclipse, the part where you only see the corona and not the actual sun.
Oh, if only there were a worldwide network of information resources that could explain to them what the risks are and how the glasses can be both prudent and enhance your experience! If only!
The biggest thing with the glasses is that if you wear them, you get to stare at the freakin’ sun! That’s awesome. Beyond that, you just have to make sure you put them on before totality is done, or look away before it’s done to let your eyes adjust naturally. I sense that these dummies are exactly the ones who will stare at the corona until they see a split second sunrise that fries n-percent of their photoreceptors. It’s fine though, I’m sure at least one of them will end up with a Jesus-shaped retinopathy spot.
Then they can put their eyeball on ebay.
God has been making arsenic for a very long time…
The answer as to why it’s dangerous is literally a single search away. It would’ve taken less time to search it up than spread this shit around.
You don’t come to this conclusion if you’re the kind of person to trust legitimate sources of information.
sun worship is the most sensible religion, because you can say “don’t look at god or he’ll dim your eyesight”
Round 1 - surge in measles due to anti vax
Round 2 - surge in blindness due to staring at the sun to own the libs
And these people are spreading disinformation in the form of what’s called coordinated messaging that illegal unvaccinated immigrants are the ones causing the measles outbreak! I’ve seen it all over Facebook.
They are welcome to do their own research, I suppose.
And the experiment shall end in death.
I was thinking blindness, but you’re dreaming big
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!!! I got 6! I got 6 on the sun stare!
The big yellow one is the Sun! The yellow one is the Sun!
The top one is bait.
People that make these claims should be forced to do what they claim is safe
I saw one post on Facebook which said “measles is just a disease that you have to stay in bed a few days for”. Like fuck off.
I hope a number of them destroy their vision.
I hope, but seems unlikely, that it sterilizes them before they can breed.
