Oh please fuck around and find out…
Thoughts and prayers for your retinas
Please think logically people… God has been doing volcanoes for a very long time & nowhere does he mention we need to not jump in them
Sure, and mountains have been there for centuries, no reason why we shouldn’t climb Everest despite the piles of corpses up there.
Well, piles won’t pile themselves
Good thing he pointed at it, we would forget where the sun is if he didn’t.
Clearly it burned his last living brain cell.
I think the amphetamines did that, but the sun certainly didn’t help.
I attribute it to him being so backed up with scalding shit that it’s filled the spaces between in meninges and replaced his CSF
Nowhere in the Bible does God say you shouldn’t jump into a wood chipper. Saying they’re dangerous is just woke propaganda; actually it’ll fix everything that ails you and I highly suggest all conservatives go and give it a try
Here’s a neat thing: It is entirely safe to directly view a total eclipse, the part where you only see the corona and not the actual sun.
God has been making arsenic for a very long time…
The answer as to why it’s dangerous is literally a single search away. It would’ve taken less time to search it up than spread this shit around.
You don’t come to this conclusion if you’re the kind of person to trust legitimate sources of information.
sun worship is the most sensible religion, because you can say “don’t look at god or he’ll dim your eyesight”
The top one is bait.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!!! I got 6! I got 6 on the sun stare!
The big yellow one is the Sun! The yellow one is the Sun!
They are welcome to do their own research, I suppose.
And the experiment shall end in death.
I was thinking blindness, but you’re dreaming big
Round 1 - surge in measles due to anti vax
Round 2 - surge in blindness due to staring at the sun to own the libs
And these people are spreading disinformation in the form of what’s called coordinated messaging that illegal unvaccinated immigrants are the ones causing the measles outbreak! I’ve seen it all over Facebook.
People that make these claims should be forced to do what they claim is safe
I saw one post on Facebook which said “measles is just a disease that you have to stay in bed a few days for”. Like fuck off.
I hope a number of them destroy their vision.
The sun is out everyday! Why not stare at it? /S
