GOATS ARE FUCKIN WOKE
Also communist socialist globalist nazis! Words have no meanings to goats, so they can be all those things at once if they want.
Iono dudes just making the goats sound kinda sexy
Bathomet is a fucking goat, bro. You can get more woke.
Would.
Drat. I meant to write:
You can't get more woke.
Imagine being so deranged you get triggered by * checks notes *
exploiting the fact that some animals eat plants.
It’s more because he hates the city he lives in (but refuses to leave) so much that they could give him a million dollars and he’d find a way to be furious about it. If Donald Trump announced that he was putting goats in this dude’s living room, he’d say it was a great plan.
Plants should only be manged by gas-powered tools, as God intended
I don’t think cows eat weeds
Also goats are made of meat too
I mean I have a couple other notes too, but those are the two that spring most immediately to mind
I had to read that 3 times to understand wtf
I still can’t.
Imagine if you asked GPT-2 to generate a Facebook comment in response to the subject using right-wing slang and puns.
Goats are far better for this type of thing, cows graze and only really eat grass. Goats are “browsers” meaning that they will eat just about anything, weeds, brush, trees, and also grass. So if you put a cow in a field, eventually you’ll just have big giant weeds, if you put a herd of goats in a field they will eat everything and keep it trimmed down.
They can quickly strip bushes and trees of all their bark that is in reach, killing them. Goats can be useful if not allowed to overgraze and then move on to the above. They have browsing preferences, like cows, and can be very, very stubborn about reaching their preferred meal at any cost. They are also skilled escape artists, unlike cows. They need to be managed carefully in a pasture, like any grazer.
Does anybody else remember Timecube? This sounds like that guy’s kind of crazy.
Sometimes I still go to Timecube and browse undiluted insanity. Thanks to whoever saved that site from demise.
At this point “Yes, its for demons” is the most rational response
Props for finding a really different form, and new level, of crazy.
I get the impression that this person is a disorganized schizophrenic.
I’m not sure - he really doesn’t come off that way in person. I mean, he’s still a nut but he did a candidate forum when he was running for mayor and it was more like typical MAGA nonsense (but he also hates a lot of Republicans after the local party pulled their support during a previous election).
