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    What shall we do with a drunken sailor
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor
    Fine him and suspend him.

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      Give him a fine and then suspend him

      Give him a fine and then suspend him

      Give him a fine and then suspend him

      Early in the morning

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        Community service for reoffending
        Community service for reoffending
        Community service for reoffending
        He’s on his final warning

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          His drinking problem made him lose his income

          His drinking problem made him lose his income

          His drinking problem made him lose his income

          Send him straight to rehab

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            Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
            Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
            Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
            He’s no more a drunken sailor

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        I’ll be honest, I had to look it up, to make sure it was right.

        Not much call for singing about drunk sailors anymore.

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      Suspend his license and stick im with fines

      Oh Suspend his license and stick im with fines

      Oh Suspend his license and stick im with fines

      EAR-LIE IN THEH MOURNIN

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    Fake and dumb. You shave his belly with a rusty razor, something we’ve known for over a century, at least.

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      He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter.

      He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter,

      Early in the morning!

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      Isn’t it: put him in the hold with the captains daughter? And there I thought captains daughter was slang for a cat o’ nine tails, which was a type of whip. Though if they put him in the hold with the captains actual daughter, that might be a good way to get a guy killed.