imagines torturing Ralph for 500,000 years
Joke’s on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he’s being tortured!
Played yaself, torturer!
I can imagine 500,000 years pretty quickly by imagining it in a montage.
What music is playing during the montage?
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Ain’t even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday
Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!
Ralph lives happily ever after
There you go I saved Ralph
Fuck you Ralph, you’ll live again the next time someone scrolls by
ruuuude
Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny’s dumpster.
Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.
You should be, Ralph.
Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.
Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.
Would Ralph 's hat also stop existing?
No, Ralph’s hat exists outside of time and space. It is beyond our comprehension.
goodbye ralph
Oh well! Bite it, Ralph.
Murderer!
Into the Ralphaverse
Embrace the void, whatever your name is.
What if Ralph exists independently of anyone acknowledging his concept? What if Ralph has always existed, and has just been waiting for a certain memer to discover him?
You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. “Wait, I need that!”
“Bring in the logic probe!”