Woah! Is this new?! I didn’t know he was making new ones!!
Yeah quite regularly
It’s like nominative determinism but for appearance
Mmhm! Yep. At least half of these words are English.
Nominative determinism: destiny based on names
It’s just a phase. Once Big Dental has used him up until he burns out, he’ll do the most degrading painting work. If he’s lucky, and doesn’t end up in shoe cleaning or worse.
He’ll be the only one making money.
But his chance of suicide is through the roof
Guess someone should tell the father… or hand him a DNA kit.
Why did the mother brush have to have hairy armpits?
Sorry, is this anthropomorphic paint brush not fuckable enough for you?
I meet someone once that made a point to never cut their armpit bush for some reason. I don’t know they seemed to treat it like some ideological mission… it was weird but like as long as you don’t stink?? I guess you gotta buy armpit shampoo or smh
I think that laser hair removal is sane and modern way to deal with this stinky stuff
Instead everyone gets a subtext of “who did she cheat with?”
Edit: not everyone, just me.
They’re all brushes my dude.
The floss back there isn’t.
Ngl, I thought that was a school backpack wearing a school backpack at first 😆
At least in English.
What? Like… in any language they’re still all bristles on a handle.
Sure.
So it would make just as much sense if a steel brush came out? Or a cylinder brush like for your dishes?
What about a broom? Or do brooms not count as brushes?
I think my thought process gets stuck on the fact that the parents both are brushes explicitly for paint, the same purpose but different form.
My brain just wondered how you would get a tooth brush by crossing with a paint brush. Would the ‘guy’ have to be a dental scraper? My mind honestly went to silly places but apparently I hit a nerve.
Guess you’re overthinking a joke
I realized why - it’s because this isn’t funny at face value.
I like PBF a lot, but honestly, where’s the joke here? There’s a floss person in the background. Wouldn’t this simply be normal in this world?
Thanks to recessive genes, it’s definitely possible for two paint brushes to birth another form of brush.
And they said I was overthinking the joke…