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It could be worse. You could fall in love with someone, get married and, after years of happiness together, that person discovers Crocs and loves them to death.
My poor wife. She did say for better or worse, however.
You should get a pair of the cowboy boots
New boot goofin’
Meanwhile I bought my fiancee some when her second pair of flats died every two years.
She like the tye dye pattern for her new wannabe flats Crocs.
When’s your anniversary? These Swarovski crystal Crocs would be the perfect gift.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my Croc nuts slamming against my heels!
A couple bumper stickers couldn’t hurt.
“Keep on Crocking”
“My Other Shoes Are Crocs”
“Croc if You’re Horny”
Crocking on heaven’s door
Me walking around in my Crocs, Hawaiian shirt and harem pants.TIL. I initially assumed this was a swypo for cargo pants.
If you feel a lingering stare across the street, that’s me. I am in awe at how comfy that looks.
If you can’t handle me in my crocs you don’t deserve me in my socks…and crocs
I really want to try crocs to see if they’re as comfortable as I’ve been told they are. But they’re so fuckin hideous
I stopped giving a fuck and wear brightly colored Crocs as a fat hairy guy. I’ve never been more comfortable after a long day at work than after I started wearing Crocs daily
this is a man of the people. They’re garish but I can slip em on without bending over so that’s all that matters.
Ditto.
Crocs are a fashion crime.
I guess they’re pretty good foot fetishist deterrents though? If I was so inclined, I would rather get a footjob from a cassowary.
Watch out for that claw that’s hidden? I can’t quite remember, but what they use to kill things.
You might be thinking of a Platypus?
Nah. It was a cassowary, but they do not have the claw I was thinking (like platypus’). I guess they just jump kick with their toe claws.
That’s the point. They aren’t just a comfortable shoe. They are a statement. A statement, that You value Your own comfort above what other people think.
I think they’re really really comfy
Crocs (or well fake ones since nobody buys the actual brand ones) can be really damn comfy. Best summer cabin shoes
I bought the brand ones. They are absolutely worth it. The fake ones don’t even compare to that level of comfort.
I’m tried them and while I didn’t notice a big difference I can believe that there’s a difference. I personally don’t consider it worth it though when Crocs start at 30€ and generic clogs can be less than 5€. But with those quality varies a lot, so buyer beware. I’ve just very rarely seen people buy the branded ones is what I meant with my original post
I do realize. I’ve only ever seen knockoffs until I bought myself a pair. The cost is a lot different, but considering the quality and durability, I think they are worth it. I often say, that I can’t afford cheap things. The shoe theory comes to mind. Literally XD
Iirc Croc’s has a patent on the material the real ones are made of.
I think Crocs can be fucking cool but it depends on the situation and the wearer. And they’re the most comfortable footwear ever invented anyway.
My wife seems to think Crocs are suitable safety shoes when working with machinery in the garden.
As long as she doesn’t run her feet over. Though I can’t say I’m any better in flip flops
When bits of sky blue foam and blood start flying everywhere, that’s when you know to turn the machine off.
I love how crocs are cheap and durable. I hate how they make it feel like your feet are constantly being stabbed hundreds of times and have no clue how someone could find that comfortable in any meaningful way.
Stabbed? You mean by the little nubs inside? Dude…?!!!
Erm, socks?
What sort of Crocs are you wearing lmao. Or maybe you have turbo sensitive feet??
What are You talking about? What stabbing? For me they’re the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn.
There are hundreds of tiny nubs in the bottom.
Just wear em for a week or two and they’ll wear away to fit your foot perfectly.
How to spot someone who never wore Crocs.
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What about flip flops
I’ve never liked those. I think the thong part chafes too much. Sandals > flip flops
You’ve only had shitty ones then. My feet basically touch only Havaianas from spring to autumn and they’ve never been happier.
I wear them all year round. Even then snow
It’s possible. Could be that they’re just not for me.
I’m not saying what kind of shoes I wear, but most of the shoes I wear are similar to crocs…Well I only have like two pairs of shoes because I’m a straight guy.
1 pair dress shoes, 1 pair walking shoes. Okay I hear you there. What do you wear to work? How about work out shoes? Walking, hiking, running shoes? Casual date shoes? Comfortable shoes for working around the house and doing messy yard work? What about if you just want to take the trash out really quick, no flip flops for you? How about seasonal shoes? Are you freezing your feet off in the winter, or sweating them off in the summer? No boots? Are you wearing any house slippers during winter?
1 pair dress shoes, 1 pair walking shoes
No, just two pairs of normal shoes.
What do you wear to work?
I’m disabled and can’t work
How about work out shoes?
My normal walking shoes
Walking, hiking, running shoes? Casual date shoes? Comfortable shoes for working around the house and doing messy yard work?
My normal walking shoes
How would this be any different if you were a non-straight guy?
Well I only have like two pairs of shoes because I’m a straight guy.
Pfft. How can you even call yourself a straight guy if you don’t at least have military boots, dress shoes, cowboy boots, wellies and safety shoes??
