How low on avocado do you need to be to not be allowed to say that it’s guac? 3.5% will certainly do it.
Homeopathic guac.
Homeopathamole
Seems more like sociopathic guac.
Memories of Guacamole™
I’m sure that’s a farrow and ball paint colour.
Can’t find the one where they added a fourth panel
Whoah, I remember all the catchy “not butter” related margarine names. I guess “I can’t believe it’s not butter” must have consumed them all before today in some act of greasy cannibalism.
“I can’t believe it’s not Guac”
Finally, millenials’ financial troubles are over!
Reminds me of “fruit drink with natural flavors.” Not actually juice, just juice adjacent.
Be inspired.
Topping
🤮
Which are you not into? “Creamy” or “zesty”?
“Inspired”
I saw “tortilla chips with avocado”, it had %0.04 dried avocado powder in it. So lower than that?
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I mean I drink oatmilk, and I think it’d be perfectly reasonable to say “milk-inspired drink,” but yeah… looking at the ingredients I’d stick to guac or plain avocados, unless cash is real tight.
Imitation tree fruit emulsion
Not sure even British. Saw Tesco on an aboringdystopia post.
Yes.
Food™
/shrug. Albeit with low expectations, I’d try it.
How inspiring is guacamole?
It inspires me everyday.
If guacamole didn’t exist, I wouldn’t want to get out of bed