• FMT99@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Pretty sure you can be a swamp witch at any age you choose. But back in the day you were also shunned and ignored if you did. All up to you.

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    2 months ago

    People just really love women I don’t know what to tell you

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    2 months ago

    Oh sure. But every time I look for a swamp witch on OnlyFans, I get disappointed and have to watch naked ladies instead.

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    2 months ago

    When I get financially independent win big I’m going buy me a big bog, do wetlands restoration and become a bog ogre.

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        2 months ago

        I’d welcome them. And together we will fuck shit up. Because if the fey know one thing it is to fuck shit up.

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    2 months ago

    By the age of 50 you should have realized that society is always its own worst enemy, can never get anything right, should be mercilessly ridiculed, and otherwise completely ignored.

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    When you’re old enough to realize that society is a complex entity with billions of moving parts, and each person is entitled to their own opinion, at that moment you’ll be free to live like a witch.

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    2 months ago

    Have you seen the prices for a good swamp these days? How do you want to be an unrespectable swamp witch without a good swamp?

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    Let me tell you, don’t build stuff on a swamp. I know a guy that built a castle, which burned down and then sank under the swamp.

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    2 months ago

    If you’ve reached your 50s and still care that much about the opinion of “Society” you have worse problems than sexiness or lack thereof.

    Opinions are like assholes: everybody has one and they often stink.

    The one of “Society” is even worse: it’s generally a cross between the lowest common denominator and the opinion forming efforts of people who have that power, done for personal gain, power or even for petty psychological self satisfaction (*cough* Trump, Elon Musk *cough*)

    For example, the whole “need for sexiness” is often about selling to women the products they need to “make them sexy” (which, IMHO, often does the very opposite), the “expectation” that people have cars is about selling cars and the fuel for them, and opinions like being anti-mask are about tribalism and power through leading a crowd.

    No point in worrying about the opinion of most people out there even as individuals, much less the highly manipulated bullshit which is the “opinion” of “Society”.