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You bought a single strawberry?
At this rate we’ll be renting individual strawberries to show off at parties.
(This was a real thing with pineapples, once upon a time.)
It just realized that, as a furry, I really don’t like furry men, only furry men.
What the hell.
Maybe don’t eat that strawberry. If it’s collecting a nice coat of chest hair then it might be time to throw it out.
Edit: I can’t get over how smug that man looks about his chest hair. He expects for you to be impressed, and ngl, I kinda am.
Strawberries didn’t survive that long in my house.
