Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.
That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.
I’m sorry about this already
And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.
Cause, you know, thermodynamics.
“Organic handmade”
I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd
Did manga artist write this?
Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.
Right, was thinking the same, just make some icing. Literally powdered sugar and water, mix til you get the consistency you’re going tor.
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I always forget that you can eat raw eggs in some other countries. America doesn’t deal with salmonella well
it was a trope for boxing and weightlifting and such in movied
I’d say making paper glue is close enough. You can make it by just putting some flour in water and boiling it (I don’t remember the exact dosage but it’s easy to find).
listened to a podcast who interviewed a porn set worker and they use the flour and water method according to him
D-I-Why?
I believe liquid hand soap is the go-to for fake cumshots. Let me know if that’s invalid.