Most relevant section translated to english:
If he (Trump) wins the election on November 5, his billionaire supporter Musk will chair the new board. This is to implement a full financial and performance audit of the entire government and make recommendations for drastic reforms.
Source: Swiss state media article
I sensed a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of programmers cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced.
Can’t wait for him to start messing with timezones next.
The great savior will implement the metric system
Yeah but he’ll change every base unit to x, so now we measure acceleration in x/x^2 and volume is measured in x^3 and the highway speed limit is 80x/(x/60).
The Paypal mafia will level up. Such a gross thought
On the plus side, all movies will be rated X
hahaha Amsterdam will gain New York back
So the whole “draw Vin Diesel from memory” post was a massive psyop laying the groundwork.
Shitposting?
Well, look where we are
I believe you just solved the riddle of the sphinx.
