• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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      8 days ago

      “I got involved with the Taliban” simply isn’t a phase I thought I’d hear from a candidate, in any context.

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      My personal favorites were:

      • They’ll execute the baby
      • Leader in fertilization
      • Eating your pets
      • Performing transgender surgeries on illegals
    • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.mlOP
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      I’d be inclined to agree. “They’re eating the dogs” is also a good contender to anyone not into misinformation and racism

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      7 days ago

      My personal favorite was him responding to a fact check with “I saw it on TV.”

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    The funniest part was when he said he was speaking and asked to be allowed to finish. Then he started delivering his statement very calmly and quietly (for Trump), and it somehow ended with him ramping up for only these words and shouting “SHE WANTS TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON.” It’s like being at grandpa’s for dinner, he starts off pointing out the gas prices are high and one sentence later he’s talking about Kamala’s communist dictatorship that she modeled after Maoist China.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    *puts on nerd glasses*

    Like feeding a mogwai after midnight.

    Then like sticking a sun lamp in front of the cocoon and putting it on strobe the minute the gremlin comes out.

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    Knowing that Banksy is working on his next masterpiece is one thing; seeing that masterpiece revealed for all and sundry is yet another.