So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)
Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.
From America’s wang to Vera Wang in one easy step.
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster
I love how Sicily doesn’t follow the rest of the country
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
And Corsica just vanishes
Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…
Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
Why are you taking Sardinia, but not Sicilia
Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba’s ass.
Have fun with the Campi Flegrei