Don’t you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?
If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them
My partner still turns green when I bring up the time my nipple fell off in the shower post top-surgery. It was black and hanging by a little strip for a second. Technically it wasn’t the actual nipple it was just a cast / scab but it was certainly a sight!
This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.
Put those tits back where they came from or so help me
bom, bom,bom,bom,…
in a coma from being motorboated too hard
Is there a /menwritingwomen yet?
Want
I’m in no state to start up anything like that, it’s yours to go for if you want to!
Like if you cry every tiem
The front fell off
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
life goals is motorboating gf’s tits so hard they fall off
If I get Rolo filled pancakes afterwards that’s just a bonus.
gmod clipping noises
Are those Rolos? 👀
There’s other stuff too
Wait… we’re still into rage bait? I thought we were past that as a collective.
Hey, we’ve all been there.
sis almost died
“lol”
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this is intelligible but not understandable
I suspect they’re just posting about something they made while using it as an opportunity to fuck with friends and family. I might have experience with this.