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- badposting@hexbear.net
- cross-posted to:
- badposting@hexbear.net
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3669136
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Genuinely though, it would not surprise anymore. We have subscription based cars selling your info to insurance companies, retroactively ammended purchase experiences everywhere, and every dang app and website harvesting as much info on you as physically possible no matter how mundane.
Dick info reporting toilets would not at all catch me by surprise at this point.
Dick info reporting seems pointless but they can add an advert screen above the urinal (which is sadly becoming common) and track your eye movement to record engagement rates.
It’s just an auto flusher…
Yes I’m aware. I’m saying that IF it were an actual thing, it would not be surprising at all considering the extent of invasive, non-consentual data collection and selling that happens all over the place these days.
That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
But does it need to be tamper proof as well?
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
"No data collected, subject not big enough to register. "
glad I’m not alone here.
What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?
I care a lot about my prickvacy!
Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.
They just forgot the cookie banner
The only person that has the right to know what my pp burns like is me!
Mines already out in the open
Ngl you gonna need a bigger one
There can be only one.
