I’m sure we’ve got the technology somewhere. We just need like a giant fucking tree to suck the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and to desalinate the oceans. Something that’s the size of an island all by itself.
I don’t care if it’s 100 billion trees woven together with some science fuckery, but we need an Yggsrasil if we want to fix the planet.
Think about it. A giant tree out in the middle of the ocean that sucks up all of our carbon dioxide and turns it into more trees and that sucks the salts and minerals and plastics out of the ocean and incorporates those into itself until it grows as tall as 100 billion trees woven together with dark science can possibly grow.
Sure, it’ll cost I don’t know several billion dollars to make this happen a trillion I don’t fucking know, but if we had that the world would get better.
Does it have to be a giant tree tho? There are floating machines cleaning plastics out of the ocean right now. One of them I’m pretty sure was conceived by a high school student for a science project, and it worked so well somebody built it. Good shower thought tho.
Desalinate the oceans?
Yea, fuck all that marine life that makes most of the oxygen in the atmosphere.
Ocean salinity has increased over the last 200 years, I’m just saying revert it to it’s 1800s levels.
This is Yggdrasilly.
Yggdiculous
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The real Yggdrasil was the forests we cut along the way
We had the Amazon Rainforest…
The Amazon rainforest is often considered the lungs of the planet. It represents only a small part, the lungs are mainly our oceans.
Fortunately we’re also destroying the oceans
We can’t even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?
We can’t even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?
“Mom I want an Yggdrasil”
“We have Yggdrasil at home”
square-cube law means height, diameter, and weight are all going to be issues.
Isn’t algae more effective per volume?
Yes. Algae would be much better. Just don’t mess up the oceans, and the algae will do their job.
I thought you were talking about network
House of Leaves reference?
I thought you were talking about the VR game in Overlord and was ready to post my support but you just want complicated forestry with no regards to marine life
Pretty sure that’s what forestation is all about.