What’s that from?
That doesn’t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.
So Elon tells me… he tells me… please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I’m the greatest, the greatest at edging. I’m all for it but… these people… you can’t let 'em have it that easy… you really can’t
This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.
Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that’s totally not true and that he’s got the best x you’ve ever seen. You’ve never seen better x.
“Hillary couldn’t make them cum like I could. Lewinsky came up to me begging for help”
Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.
How to delete someone else’s post?
I wish I could unread something
This is the worst genre of fanfic
What a terrible day to have eyes
Oh Leon*
No elon you have cummed enough
Lol, his shirt says CCUMARS.
So is he going to do the thing Mitt Romney did after sucking up to this guy? Realize it’s a hard mistake, destroy his own political career, and THEN run to the Left?
