I stopped doomscrolling and let me tell you i feel really good.
Now you doomscroll lemmy?
Just saying: The chronological timeline of communities you follow has an end.
I can finish my Lemmy subs in probably 30 min. And I laugh a few times and learn a few things along the way.
I can finish my Lemmy subs in probably 30 min
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Oh you!
I started crying
Continue for at least one hour
Wait, skipped dinner
It better be doordash
Is it possible to learn this power?
ha
I read this as 4am.
It did not help.
Get your hour of crying in early
And still have a few leftover to doomscroll before work!:-P
4am is peak (I-went-to-bed-hours-ago-)sleeping hour!!
Finally brainhole things quiet down.
Username does not check out. This answer makes far too much sense - are you sure that you don’t want your answer to be more evil? (On the other hand, it is compatible with photosynthesis so there’s that!)
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Listen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.
I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.
You are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P.
Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you…
“I’m depressed and suppressing my bad feelings” starterpack
Well, not “insta”, I don’t want to know things about people (nor support megacorps), … but yeah.
I’m pretty good at almost all of these nowadays but it took me a lot longer to achieve that level of skill
How bout fuck insta.
How bout that.
Doom scroll on mastodon.
