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I don’t know why she’s nervous, she clearly knew the spec well and didn’t have to resort to modern abstraction frameworks to serve a simple static site.
yeah, but if you don’t use wordpress to serve 3 static webpages, how will you get repeated business when it doesn’t get hacked in 3 years?
You obviously include a busy loop in JavaScript that takes exponentially more time each year. Then every few years you change the base year
Just make sure the exponential growth is faster than Moore’s law, or they might never notice it.
Moore’s law has stalled for years now. Single thread performance is still going up but taking around 1 decade to double.
That’s not what Moore’s law is, that’s one of the (former) effects of it. Moore’s law is about transistor density, and its increase remains roughly constant.
The absolute horseshit that things like Facebook consist of make me wonder if half the people who work on it have even made an HTML page from scratch.
Usually, no.
Some of the pieces of information on posts is drawn with the canvas element.
Yeah totally
<marquee>cool cool cool</marquee><blink>welcome to my homepage</blink>
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/21233033/how-can-i-create-a-marquee-effect
CSS3 and HTML. Not quite as simple as an easy tag, but you can party like it is 1999.
Is she sweating because she’s insecure about her knowledge, or is she sweating because she fears a followup question into WHAT she did?
She’s sweating because she has a disorder that makes her sweat at random moments. Everyone always reads too much into it.
hyperhidrosis
I’m an open book when it comes to stuff like that. I’d 100% tell a prospective employer that an old goofy anime website was what kicked off my web dev career.
I’m not gonna show my boss my fan fiction.
My Angelfire page is still up. I check on it every few years.
So is mine!
<blink>love it! </blink>
<marque> Hello! Welcome to my page!</marque>
I wish I still had my custom HTML from my MySpace page
Can I haz the link :3
Secret stuff otherwise it be easy to dox Maybe I should login and remove that stuff. Didn’t know any better back then.
For those interested Neocities is a modern equivalent. The homepage has some featured pages linked you can browse if you are looking to kill time.
Yeah, that’s how HTML is learnt. Never had to look back at HTML afterwards
From Lisa Explains it All to becoming a computer science professor I feel this in my bones.
Poor girl lost all her teeth. ☹️ F
Parts of my old AngelFire website is still archived. A horrible mess of Comic Sans, black backgrounds with lime green and dark red or purple text, animated gifs, auto-playing sounds, frames and pretty much any and all features of HTML, especially things you never really saw being used like blinking and color changing text that wasn’t just an image.
Too bad none of the Klik’n’Play games I made and had uploaded there are able to be downloaded… I kinda want to be reminded exactly what the Pikachu virtual pet I made was like in all it’s cringe glory. Though Nintendo would probably be sending an army of lawyers up my ass rn if it was.
If your site didn’t have marquis text then it wasn’t worth visiting.
Worms 2 but yes this is absolutely on point. I think my host was angelfire? I taught myself frames and thought I was so cool!
My earliest experiences of computer networking were due to wanting to host multiplayer gaming sessions with friends. Things did not “just work” back then.
Even when you were just plugging in ethernet cables there was always some bullshit going on Q_Q
blink tag for life, motherfuckers.
110% legit. its just that simple.
Reminds me of the time I was using Microsoft frontPage. now CSS and js frameworks have become a science of its own that reinvents itself every two years.
